Love Reports

This lay report is going to be a little different. This girl was very flaky and difficult to meet up with, which made it a much more interesting story in the end. I am going to break down the whole interaction screenshot by screenshot from start to finish. It took me a while, but I…

We matched on hinge and I used my rather successful opener “You look like you’d have a great pussy to eat!”. I had a couple days to get this done before my flight. Fortunately, I get a positive response and I know she is DTF. I know I can get an instant fuck date as…

This conversation started out pretty standard. Normal banter that I started adding bits of sexuality to, until we were sexting. Then when I could tell she was invested I went to make plans. We agreed to meet up a few days later, but then when I went to ask for her number she wouldn’t give…

  I have been meeting girls on Craigslist for a very long time. However, this is my first time writing about it. Ill be honest, the main reason I kept this to myself is self-interest. All my success on craigslist has come from putting out very specific ads in the Men for Women or Casual…

My Bumble was banned right after I got her number, so I lost that convo along with some solid leads. I started off with a pussy eating line (her opener was Hello) and she told me that she hated that I started off sexually and that she should just unmatch me. I asked her why…

Situations like this are the reason I never dismiss girls right away for not having body pics (if their face looks attractive). Some of the hottest girls, I hooked up with did not have clear body pics. My theory is that due to most people assuming they are fat, you have significantly less competition and…

This one enters the list of my best Tinder hookups She Messaged me first “Hey =)”. In one of her pictures she had some greek letters, I googled them and found out what sorority it was and nonchalantly ask her about it in my second message (showing knowledge of her world, helps builds massive comfort) She…

I got excited when I saw her Message Pop Up. She was my type of hot, skinny with curves, and It’s always a good sign when a girl messages you first. About 1/10 of my tinder matches message me first, but over 1/3 of my lays start out with the girl sending the first message. After a…

This was the Second Girl I hooked up with during my Ten Day Pilgrimage to Colombia. You can read about the first one here. She messaged me first in English, a pleasant surprise. We exchanged a few lines and I quickly get her WhatsApp (the primary means of communication in Colombia). Few more messages back and forth…

This is another one from my trip to Puerto Rico. Better off going around the corner to the Dominican Republic… In general, with meeting girls online there are four different scenarios: She meets me directly at my place. I meet her directly at her place. We meet in public, with the explicit understanding we are…