Love Reports

This lay report is going to be a little different. This girl was very flaky and difficult to meet up with, which made it a much more interesting story in the end. I am going to break down the whole interaction screenshot by screenshot from start to finish. It took me a while, but I…

This was the third girl I banged during my 5 day visit to Prague. As with the first two, Sexy Czech Blonde and Naughty Canadian Tourist, we matched before I even Landed in Prague. We were supposed to hang out my second night, but she took too long responding and I wound up seeing the…

Like the Sexy Czech Blonde, I started messaging this chick before I even made it to Prague. we were both tourists and the conversation got sexual quick. Here’s a full breakdown…   I started off with with my standard opener that I use when I am traveling. It has a pretty good response rate and…

Prague was the last stop of my Euro Trip and it was the perfect change to the general suckiness of Romania (full summary here). I set my Tinder to Prague the morning of my flight and had a few promising leads going pretty fast. By the time, I got on the plane (around 3pm), I…

We matched on hinge and I used my rather successful opener “You look like you’d have a great pussy to eat!”. I had a couple days to get this done before my flight. Fortunately, I get a positive response and I know she is DTF. I know I can get an instant fuck date as…

This conversation started out pretty standard. Normal banter that I started adding bits of sexuality to, until we were sexting. Then when I could tell she was invested I went to make plans. We agreed to meet up a few days later, but then when I went to ask for her number she wouldn’t give…

  I have been meeting girls on Craigslist for a very long time. However, this is my first time writing about it. Ill be honest, the main reason I kept this to myself is self-interest. All my success on craigslist has come from putting out very specific ads in the Men for Women or Casual…

  I was riding a big high after leaving Poland and hooking up with the Hot Romanian Girl a few hours before my early morning flight. As we were laying in bed, she started showing me some pictures of her friends and they definitely made me very excited to get to Romania. She was going…

My Bumble was banned right after I got her number, so I lost that convo along with some solid leads. I started off with a pussy eating line (her opener was Hello) and she told me that she hated that I started off sexually and that she should just unmatch me. I asked her why…

I couldn’t end my stories, from Poland without sharing my encounter with the batshit craziest, most paranoid, racist woman I ever met.  This took place a few hours before The Nerdy Polish Blonde and was one of the weirdest experiences I ever had. This girl was truly batshit crazy…in the worst way possible.   We matched on…