Love Reports

  I was riding a big high after leaving Poland and hooking up with the Hot Romanian Girl a few hours before my early morning flight. As we were laying in bed, she started showing me some pictures of her friends and they definitely made me very excited to get to Romania. She was going…

My Bumble was banned right after I got her number, so I lost that convo along with some solid leads. I started off with a pussy eating line (her opener was Hello) and she told me that she hated that I started off sexually and that she should just unmatch me. I asked her why…

I couldn’t end my stories, from Poland without sharing my encounter with the batshit craziest, most paranoid, racist woman I ever met.  This took place a few hours before The Nerdy Polish Blonde and was one of the weirdest experiences I ever had. This girl was truly batshit crazy…in the worst way possible.   We matched on…

I woke up the next morning after the Big Tit Polish Girl , realizing that I had less than 24 hours left in Poland. I had to be at the airport by 5 am to catch my flight to Bucharest, Romania. I became possessed to bang one more girl, before leaving Warsaw. I started hitting up all…

Situations like this are the reason I never dismiss girls right away for not having body pics (if their face looks attractive). Some of the hottest girls, I hooked up with did not have clear body pics. My theory is that due to most people assuming they are fat, you have significantly less competition and…

  This was the next day after the Hot Polish Girl and was pretty much the opposite in every way. That girl was super direct and told me to call her on the second message. This girl wouldn’t even give me her number….That girl old me to come to her place. This girl came to my place….That…

   This was definitely one of the more Epic Stories from my trip to Europe.  I was on a nice roll after the nerdy polish blonde and woke up the next morning, trying to set up my next tinder rendezvous. I had a bunch of leads going, but this one very quickly became the most promising.…

My second day in Poland, I had an extremely brief interaction on Tinder that led to the girl agreeing to come over “for wine”. It was actually so easy, that I doubted whether she was going to show up. However, sure enough, thirty minutes later, she messages me that she is outside (very low flake…

Poland was the second stop of my three week Euro Trip.  Due to a weird flight, I got in pretty late. I went to get some food, sent a few tinder messages and passed out. The next morning I work up and saw a crapload of notifications. My Tinder was buzzing like I have never…

For Some Reason, Finland was the country where I had the most non-Lay Reports, due to various reasons. Here they are in chronological order… 1) Chubby Belorussian Girl – Turned Down   This was the tinder girl, I mentioned in the last post that wound up coming over the same night as the Hot Finnish…