Love Reports

  In the past few weeks, I’ve been mostly holed up in my room working on this website and dealing with an assortment of overdue problems. The great thing about tinder though, is that by doing the work ahead of time (setting up an awesome profile) you can focus on other aspects of your life…

I love Big Asses on Skinny Olive-skinned Girls. Most guys I know aren’t fans of tattoos, but I like them as well. We matched on New Year’s Eve, I was in a funk due to overwork and had no intention of going out. It seemed like she was in a similar situation and so we…

  We matched on tinder and I messaged her with my standard opener. After a few Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia jokes, I established that she was looking to hook up. Nice and Straightforward. I gave her my number and said to text me. I wasn’t initially planning on positioning this as a threesome, but…

Last december, I took a trip to Puerto Rico for two weeks. The first part was a big family reunion. Most of my family is scattered through out the United States/Canada and at least once a year we like to pick a unique destination and all meet there. Everyone was going to meet in Puerto…

  We matched back in September A few messages in and I could tell she is one of those girls that enjoys being dominated. Short, purposeful, direct messages are the best way to handle this type. It’s pretty clear she is looking to hookup and we make plans to meet the next night. The next…

This was not my typical tinder hookup. It took an INSANE amount of persistence. I lost track of how many times this girl flaked on me. Some guys, would say that it wasn’t worth the effort and that I should’ve given up after the first or second time. I would disagree. Most good things in…

  This was one of the first Smoking Hot Girls I pulled from Tinder She had the Shit tests to back it up too (Awesome girl though, once I got to know her better). In this post, I will break down a little more of the “behind the scenes” during our message exchange. TINDER We matched…

  I love European girls. They have less hang ups about sex, cute accents, and know what turns them on. The conversation started off good, some fun back and forth banter, but logistics were against us. She only had one night free before flying across the world and I already had plans for that night…