The texting in this post is going to be Quite different This was a result of a collaboration, between David and I. About half of the texts are from him and half are from me. A lot of it is also our inside jokes and the texts are hilarious Quick Backstory: David is 250lb…

I got excited when I saw her Message Pop Up. She was my type of hot, skinny with curves, and It’s always a good sign when a girl messages you first. About 1/10 of my tinder matches message me first, but over 1/3 of my lays start out with the girl sending the first message. After a…

I started getting ready for my Colombia trip a few days beforehand. No not by packing, but by switching my tinder to my first destination, Cali. There’s an endless sea of big booties and i’m excited. Lot of matches, but most conversations fizzle out. I start to notice that a lot of my phrases get lost…

This was the Second Girl I hooked up with during my Ten Day Pilgrimage to Colombia. You can read about the first one here. She messaged me first in English, a pleasant surprise. We exchanged a few lines and I quickly get her WhatsApp (the primary means of communication in Colombia). Few more messages back and forth…

This is another one from my trip to Puerto Rico. Better off going around the corner to the Dominican Republic… In general, with meeting girls online there are four different scenarios: She meets me directly at my place. I meet her directly at her place. We meet in public, with the explicit understanding we are…

  In the past few weeks, I’ve been mostly holed up in my room working on this website and dealing with an assortment of overdue problems. The great thing about tinder though, is that by doing the work ahead of time (setting up an awesome profile) you can focus on other aspects of your life…

I love Big Asses on Skinny Olive-skinned Girls. Most guys I know aren’t fans of tattoos, but I like them as well. We matched on New Year’s Eve, I was in a funk due to overwork and had no intention of going out. It seemed like she was in a similar situation and so we…

  We matched on tinder and I messaged her with my standard opener. After a few Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia jokes, I established that she was looking to hook up. Nice and Straightforward. I gave her my number and said to text me. I wasn’t initially planning on positioning this as a threesome, but…