For Some Reason, Finland was the country where I had the most non-Lay Reports, due to various reasons. Here they are in chronological order… 1) Chubby Belorussian Girl – Turned Down   This was the tinder girl, I mentioned in the last post that wound up coming over the same night as the Hot Finnish…

I was riding a huge high after the Hot Finnish Milf and even had a tinder date scheduled for later that night. Unfortunately, the girl looked worse than her pictures and I politely turned down banging her. The next few days were filled with several Non-Lay Reports (I will cover extensively in the next post).…

  After the Asian Aussie Girl left, I passed out pretty quickly. Unfortunately, I once again woke up in the middle of the night after a few hours of sleep (This pattern continued for the next few days. I would sleep a few hours, be mildly functional until 5 or 6pm, and then go into…

Finland was the first stop of my three week Euro Trip. I arrived in Helsinki late Wednesday night, tired after a long flight and passed out shortly after arriving at my AirB&B. Unfortunately, I woke up a few hours later and could not fall back asleep. Must be the jet lag I heard so much…

  This one was NOT easy. It took a bit of messaging, two Face-time sessions, two phone calls, and one emotional breakdown (on her part), before I was able to even meet up with her. However, in the end it was worth it. She was young, hot, and kinky. Here is the story with the…

  The texting in this post is going to be Quite different This was a result of a collaboration, between David and I. About half of the texts are from him and half are from me. A lot of it is also our inside jokes and the texts are hilarious Quick Backstory: David is 250lb…

I got excited when I saw her Message Pop Up. She was my type of hot, skinny with curves, and It’s always a good sign when a girl messages you first. About 1/10 of my tinder matches message me first, but over 1/3 of my lays start out with the girl sending the first message. After a…

I started getting ready for my Colombia trip a few days beforehand. No not by packing, but by switching my tinder to my first destination, Cali. There’s an endless sea of big booties and i’m excited. Lot of matches, but most conversations fizzle out. I start to notice that a lot of my phrases get lost…