My Bumble was banned right after I got her number, so I lost that convo along with some solid leads. I started off with a pussy eating line (her opener was Hello) and she told me that she hated that I started off sexually and that she should just unmatch me. I asked her why would you delete the pussy eating champ? After sex I checked her matches and I saw why she didn’t. Very boring ass guys, boring convos.

We matched my last trip in Vegas a month ago and I tried to get her over the last 3 days with no success. I’ve fucked very few Asians so I really wanted to get her over. It wasn’t looking likely especially since she told me she started seeing a new guy.  Funny enough, it was my story of coincidentally fucking another deaf Asian girl in the past that sealed the deal i think.

I show up at her very big, nice home and I give her a hug. She starts mumbling. For several mins I have no clue what she is saying. I’m trying to be nice and smile and nod my head. I play with her cats trying to figure out if maybe she’s a bit slow. However, soon I realize she’s completely deaf when every smoke detector in her several rooms was going off due to low battery. It all clicked, as I recalled her interest in the deaf chick I mentioned.

I couldn’t understand much of anything she was saying for 30 mins so I led her to her room. Finally to her bed and her dog bit the fuck out of my ass right when I touched her. I’m glad I got her ready for an oil massage. Massaged her back, laid her down and started fingering her. Fucked her. Poor woman’s pussy was so tight and small she walked funny afterward. She became attached fast. Wouldn’t let me leave. Cooked me chicken. Offered one of her rooms to stay in when I’m in Vegas.

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